Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Mom said you looked used
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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