Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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