she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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