I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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