why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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