we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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