It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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