eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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