i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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