I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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