My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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