Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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