I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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