Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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