New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
They took my balls.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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