sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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