he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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