oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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