so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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