I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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