In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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