My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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