why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
