It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i out mim tonsoeep
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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