maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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