So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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