BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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