i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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