brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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