Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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