Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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