Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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