I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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