Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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