first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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