remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
COCAINE IS GR8
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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