I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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