hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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