I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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