im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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