quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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