Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
