Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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