Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
