Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
please come you make the beer taste better
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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