Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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