Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Randomize