Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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