Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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