fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just high enough for therapy.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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