It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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