I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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