STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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