yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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