Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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