also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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