I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
